Alright! Just had my weekly group meeting mental health thing at the doctor’s where patients sit around in silence, being prompted to complete such tasks as “can you name emotions?”. (This group therapy is based on an American model, apparently. Fucking hell, Americans’ll actually have to PAY for this sort of thing!)
I realised when I got there, that I was wearing mismatched shoes, like a right proper mentally-ill stereotype.
Might start doing it all the time, make it a reclamation of stigma, or something.
Been on Shetland. Am somewhat unhappy that a holiday in a part of Scotland that’s almost Norway should lead to me getting sunburn. Ocht well, eh.
Ideas for stand-up comedy:
1. Isn’t it annoying when you can’t find the start of the sellotape?
2. What’s the deal with needing to do a poo? Am I right?!?
3. Have you noticed that ‘sleep’ is ‘peels’ backwards, but ‘orange’ backwards is ‘egnaro’, which means nothing?!? What if it meant SOMETHING?!?
4. Imagine if, like, a mouse was a fireman!
I hate stand-up comedy.