The tenses change suddenly in that latest Bludnekk page I posted, making me seem foolish, but I suppose it’s the least of the thing’s problems. If there’s ever a Deluxe Edition, I’ll sort it oot, eh.
That trailer for the new spider-man film is great! Shows the whole film, looks like a computer game, and still isn’t Miles Morales (what was the point in rebooting the Spider-man films if not to make him Miles Morales?)
Few things put me off investigating new music like the phrase “streaming on Pitchfork”
I enjoyed Hunger Games 2! Good 90s Final Fantasy atmosphere. Could have done without CGI monkey battles, though (and maybe magic-vanishing chemical burns). I lost interest and zoned out, in the same way I did when Iron Man spent ages fixing a propellor in Avengers.
I cannot, however, overstate the way my rage gauge builds at the pre-film bullshit, such as adverts for cars and the cinema I’m already in, spoiler-filled trailers for shit-looking films, more adverts and unfunny ‘skits’ about piracy, and more adverts. It really puts me in the wrong frame of mind for enjoying a film.
Speaking of trailers! ‘Frozen’ looks awful! Are we still doing bullshit prince-and-princess stuff, Disney? Just because the princess is ‘sassy’ doesn’t mean you’re not still maintaining a hideous status quo that glorifiies wealth and privilege!
Plus, I think the generic Disney art style is the ugliest, most dull of all cartoon styles. There, I said it.
Argh grumpy film thoughts.
I can’t think of any upcoming films I’m actually excited about seeing? Evangelion 3.33, maybe? But then if I was really so pumped for that I’d order the DVD off the internet from a non-Britain country, eh. WITH MY MILLIONS OF POUNDS (though, oddly, the exact amount of money I have is £3.33).
Last time I got stoked for movie japes was Pacific Rim, and, well, y’know.