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bison2winquote:

- Zangief, Street Fighter Alpha 3 (Capcom)

Oh, that Alpha 3 artwork was so full of personality! Now it’s all unappealing hyper-rendered trading card art with an inky splash.

bison2winquote:

- Zangief, Street Fighter Alpha 3 (Capcom)

Oh, that Alpha 3 artwork was so full of personality! Now it’s all unappealing hyper-rendered trading card art with an inky splash.

(via mercurialblonde)

Alright! Just had my weekly group meeting mental health thing at the doctor’s where patients sit around in silence, being prompted to complete such tasks as “can you name emotions?”. (This group therapy is based on an American model, apparently. Fucking hell, Americans’ll actually have to PAY for this sort of thing!)

I realised when I got there, that I was wearing mismatched shoes, like a right proper mentally-ill stereotype.

Might start doing it all the time, make it a reclamation of stigma, or something.

Hiya! I am still embroiled in ‘proper’ art for ‘clients’, and as such my own stuff has taken a backseat, where it is huggin’ and a’ kissin’ with Fred.

Here are previews of all my forthcoming comics!

GUTS POWER 5! Ludicrous Scottish unemployment future/past hunks n’ lunks comic continues!

UNNAMED ANTHOLOGY! Bumper-sized collection of larks and japes!

NIGHT TAPES! Short OCD photocomic, like what they have in yer Smash Hits!

I’m planning a launch for them in the near future, all going well? Though the very concept of planning anything is of course terrifying.

I’m still knee-deep in ‘serious’ art for an actual person, but here’s an old sketch I found in my ‘pictures’ folder. Hmmm.

I’m still knee-deep in ‘serious’ art for an actual person, but here’s an old sketch I found in my ‘pictures’ folder.

Hmmm.

From Capatin America #391, by Mark Gruenwald and Rik Levins.
This story features fetishy femdom stuff and also Cap crossdressing (in a woman’s superhero costume that’s no less ludicrous than his own, though he is still mocked for the fact it is a woman’s), but lacks the curious ‘Claremont Factor’ of feeling in any way sexual.
Some pretty, er, ‘interesting’ gender politics at play, in general.The toughster in the image wants to sterilise all women except the ones on her island, so that they are the only women capable of breeding, and thus will hold all the power and finally be able to overthrow the patriarchy.I see…

From Capatin America #391, by Mark Gruenwald and Rik Levins.

This story features fetishy femdom stuff and also Cap crossdressing (in a woman’s superhero costume that’s no less ludicrous than his own, though he is still mocked for the fact it is a woman’s), but lacks the curious ‘Claremont Factor’ of feeling in any way sexual.

Some pretty, er, ‘interesting’ gender politics at play, in general.

The toughster in the image wants to sterilise all women except the ones on her island, so that they are the only women capable of breeding, and thus will hold all the power and finally be able to overthrow the patriarchy.

I see…

A photo from 2013 that I remembered existed. I’d pure be the cock of the walk if I actually looked anything like this. If only I owned Essential Man-Thing, and it wasn’t just a library book!Cock of the walk.PS please start making decent size 12 heels, please.

A photo from 2013 that I remembered existed. I’d pure be the cock of the walk if I actually looked anything like this. If only I owned Essential Man-Thing, and it wasn’t just a library book!

Cock of the walk.

PS please start making decent size 12 heels, please.

I’m sure How to Train Yr Dragon 2 is as ace as everyone says and that, but I can’t get past the fucking smiles, all sly and upturned at one side, Poochie Gambit sassy dogshit. It’s a smile that’s found everywhere on that internet, from 1,000,000-likes deviantart pictures of Hawkeye dressing in ‘street’ clothes like he’s your actual real pal to nearly all webcomics. Did Titan AE die for nothing?!?PS that main guy on the left looks like a fucking session drummer.

I’m sure How to Train Yr Dragon 2 is as ace as everyone says and that, but I can’t get past the fucking smiles, all sly and upturned at one side, Poochie Gambit sassy dogshit. It’s a smile that’s found everywhere on that internet, from 1,000,000-likes deviantart pictures of Hawkeye dressing in ‘street’ clothes like he’s your actual real pal to nearly all webcomics.

Did Titan AE die for nothing?!?

PS that main guy on the left looks like a fucking session drummer.

I dinnae ken where I’d be without John Blanche and Ian Miller. Ace artists, much more interesting than the usual Games Workshop muscles-n’-grimness ‘late-90s 2000AD’ video game sort of art.

I dinnae ken where I’d be without John Blanche and Ian Miller. Ace artists, much more interesting than the usual Games Workshop muscles-n’-grimness ‘late-90s 2000AD’ video game sort of art.

(Source: gothicpunk, via comics-tillyoubleed)

Been on Shetland. Am somewhat unhappy that a holiday in a part of Scotland that’s almost Norway should lead to me getting sunburn. Ocht well, eh.

Ideas for stand-up comedy:

1. Isn’t it annoying when you can’t find the start of the sellotape?

2. What’s the deal with needing to do a poo? Am I right?!?

3. Have you noticed that ‘sleep’ is ‘peels’ backwards, but ‘orange’ backwards is ‘egnaro’, which means nothing?!? What if it meant SOMETHING?!?

4. Imagine if, like, a mouse was a fireman!

I hate stand-up comedy.