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I’m sure How to Train Yr Dragon 2 is as ace as everyone says and that, but I can’t get past the fucking smiles, all sly and upturned at one side, Poochie Gambit sassy dogshit. It’s a smile that’s found everywhere on that internet, from 1,000,000-likes deviantart pictures of Hawkeye dressing in ‘street’ clothes like he’s your actual real pal to nearly all webcomics. Did Titan AE die for nothing?!?PS that main guy on the left looks like a fucking session drummer.

I’m sure How to Train Yr Dragon 2 is as ace as everyone says and that, but I can’t get past the fucking smiles, all sly and upturned at one side, Poochie Gambit sassy dogshit. It’s a smile that’s found everywhere on that internet, from 1,000,000-likes deviantart pictures of Hawkeye dressing in ‘street’ clothes like he’s your actual real pal to nearly all webcomics.

Did Titan AE die for nothing?!?

PS that main guy on the left looks like a fucking session drummer.

I dinnae ken where I’d be without John Blanche and Ian Miller. Ace artists, much more interesting than the usual Games Workshop muscles-n’-grimness ‘late-90s 2000AD’ video game sort of art.

I dinnae ken where I’d be without John Blanche and Ian Miller. Ace artists, much more interesting than the usual Games Workshop muscles-n’-grimness ‘late-90s 2000AD’ video game sort of art.

(Source: gothicpunk, via comics-tillyoubleed)

Been on Shetland. Am somewhat unhappy that a holiday in a part of Scotland that’s almost Norway should lead to me getting sunburn. Ocht well, eh.

Ideas for stand-up comedy:

1. Isn’t it annoying when you can’t find the start of the sellotape?

2. What’s the deal with needing to do a poo? Am I right?!?

3. Have you noticed that ‘sleep’ is ‘peels’ backwards, but ‘orange’ backwards is ‘egnaro’, which means nothing?!? What if it meant SOMETHING?!?

4. Imagine if, like, a mouse was a fireman!

I hate stand-up comedy.

Restlex Energia! Latest demo of my RPG, aye.

https://www.dropbox.com/s/abg92zkjhrwv40n/Project6.exe

Anyway, if you like turn-based RPGs, muscles, tuff-talkin’ poindexters and atonal noise, you’ll love this demo of a game which will one day be completed!

Oh, the anguish!Stop the presses: jerkoff takes ‘selfie’.

Oh, the anguish!

Stop the presses: jerkoff takes ‘selfie’.

I’ve been light on the art posts recently, as I’ve not really wanted to post everything, due to it being from stuff that perhaps one day people will want to buy. Dinnae want to gie it awa’ for fuck-aw, eh no?

I am a mercenary sack of shit.

I have also been making wedding invites for someone, and that’s for their eyes only, the noo.

Still, I bought a new pen, and tried it out by doing a quick sketch while photoshop was loading (you can get so much done in that period of time) of almost-interesting-but-not-quite pseudo-vampire and 90s Ghost Rider antagonist, ‘Blackout’ (if you like, you can also pretend it’s Bryan Fury from Tekken, or Richard O’Brian in Rocky Horror Snorecore Show)


I will have interesting arty stuff soon, honest.



The ‘game over’ screen from the game I am making. I have a tight future in making posters for local recording studios and middle-aged rock bands.

The ‘game over’ screen from the game I am making. I have a tight future in making posters for local recording studios and middle-aged rock bands.


I have put together a short sample of the bafflingly-titled RPG I have been working on. Please give it a download? Then extract it, click on the dragon icon, and play it? Then report back and tell me if it actually works? The controls are as you’d expect: arrow keys, return, escape, and ‘x’ for the status screen.

Hmmm.

Here it is, here. Here!