Been on Shetland. Am somewhat unhappy that a holiday in a part of Scotland that’s almost Norway should lead to me getting sunburn. Ocht well, eh.
Ideas for stand-up comedy:
1. Isn’t it annoying when you can’t find the start of the sellotape?
2. What’s the deal with needing to do a poo? Am I right?!?
3. Have you noticed that ‘sleep’ is ‘peels’ backwards, but ‘orange’ backwards is ‘egnaro’, which means nothing?!? What if it meant SOMETHING?!?
4. Imagine if, like, a mouse was a fireman!
I hate stand-up comedy.
I’ve been light on the art posts recently, as I’ve not really wanted to post everything, due to it being from stuff that perhaps one day people will want to buy. Dinnae want to gie it awa’ for fuck-aw, eh no?
I am a mercenary sack of shit.
I have also been making wedding invites for someone, and that’s for their eyes only, the noo.
Still, I bought a new pen, and tried it out by doing a quick sketch while photoshop was loading (you can get so much done in that period of time) of almost-interesting-but-not-quite pseudo-vampire and 90s Ghost Rider antagonist, ‘Blackout’ (if you like, you can also pretend it’s Bryan Fury from Tekken, or Richard O’Brian in Rocky Horror Snorecore Show)
I will have interesting arty stuff soon, honest.